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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the
road and back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see the
biggest gift would be from me
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♪ And the card
attached would say
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♪ "Thank you for
being a friend" ♪
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Dorothy, give me a
seven-letter word which means:
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"lonely, middle-aged woman
desperate to meet men."
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Is that a clue on your
crossword puzzle?
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No, I'm getting you a personalized
license plate for your car.
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Here you go, sweetheart.
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Dorothy, have you ever heard of
something called dirty-dancing?
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Well, of course, Blanche.
They did it in that movie.
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What movie? Lawrence
of Arabia, Rose.
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This flier that came in the mail
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says they're gonna start
a dirty-dancing course
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down at Lawson's dance studio.
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What do you say,
Dorothy? Oh, no.
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I can't see myself
swinging my hips
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and wildly gyrating my pelvis.
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I am not interested.
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And the world heaves
a collective sigh of relief.
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Rose, how about you? You
wanna learn dirty-dancing?
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I don't know. For
some odd reason,
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dirty-dancing
always sounds dirty.
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Come on, Rose. You
know you like dancing.
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I like square-dancing.
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This is just like
square-dancing.
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All right, count
me in. Oh, great.
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Just one thing.
When you do-si-do,
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your legs are wrapped
around your partner's neck.
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Oh, look. It's a letter from my friends
Philomena and Dominic Bosco in Sicily.
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Oh. They're visiting Miami
with their daughter Gina.
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Who are they? Oh,
well, Gina and I were born
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within minutes of each other
at the same hospital in Brooklyn.
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That's when Ma became
friendly with Philomena,
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before the family
moved back to Sicily.
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Will the Boscos be
staying with us, Sophia?
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Unless there's a bidding
war with the neighbors.
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Well, even if we lose, at
least they'll be close by.
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Don't worry. They won't be any
trouble. They'll all stay in my room.
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Oh, Ma. Three people in one
bed? What'll the Boscos say?
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If you throw in a goat, they'll
say, "This is just like home."
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Hi, Ma.
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Here. I wanna know what
you think of my pasta pesto.
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It's for the Boscos.
They'll be here any minute.
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Ma, this is awful.
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I'm also boiling the
crud off the sink stop.
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Try the other pot.
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Hello, Dorothy. Hi, Sophia.
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Hi. Tell me, how
did the class go?
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Oh, not so bad, really,
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although it was harder
than I'd expected,
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but I'm sure that in time I'll
be able to master the technique
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and absorb the subtleties.
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She stunk.
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But the teacher
said I was a natural.
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Let me get this straight.
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Blanche couldn't get the hang
of dirty-dancing but you could?
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Dorothy, now do you see
why I'm so embarrassed?
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Can you imagine a dance with
movements just like making love,
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and I can't do it?
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Relax, Blanche. Maybe
standing up is what's throwing you.
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(doorbell)
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There are the Boscos.
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Philomena! Sophia!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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(all) Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, this is such a
warm, wonderful moment.
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Oh, I just wish I spoke Italian
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so I'd know what
they were saying.
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So good to see you, Sophia.
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So good to see... Oh!
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And this must be Dorotea.
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You know, you
probably don't remember,
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but over 50 years ago I
held you naked in my arms.
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And you peed on his suit.
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It's OK. Look.
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You can hardly see it anymore.
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Oh, let me introduce my
friends. This is Rose and Blanche.
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Oh, what a charming old
world couple. Welcome to Miami.
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Questa mi sembra
una donna di strada.
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What did she say? Er, she says she wants
to thank you for your gracious welcome.
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Oh, my Italian
must really be rusty.
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I could swear she asked
if you were a streetwalker.
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Tell me, where, uh, where
is Gina? Isn't she with you?
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She's outside. She's bartering
with the cabby, you know.
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Imagine a man who
take cash over a rooster.
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Well, tell us, now, what
brings you all to Florida?
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Well, we are here to take our
daughter back to Sicily for her wedding.
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Yeah, but Gina came with you.
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Gina... is not our daughter.
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She's not? No.
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You are our daughter.
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Please, ignore him.
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The man spent 90
days on the high seas
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drinking grain alcohol
from a goat bladder.
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Dominic speak the truth.
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After Gina take a blood
test for her marriage
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we find out it is not
possible she is related to us.
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At the hospital there must
have been some mix-up.
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You mean they
switched the babies?
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Oh, but this is ridiculous.
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Absolutely. We can prove it.
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Dorothy, show 'em
your driver's license.
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Look.
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Look, I know this is a shock,
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but it gets better.
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You are getting married.
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To the most handsome
man in the village.
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(doorbell)
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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There is not one shred of
evidence, not one logical reason,
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why I should not believe
that this woman is my mother
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or that Gina is
her real daughter.
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(doorbell)
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Buongiorno. I'm Gina.
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Oh, Ma, that's disgusting.
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Can't you find a better
place to clip your toenails?
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Don't call me Ma. Call me
Sophia like my other friends.
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Look, Ma, I am very upset,
so please stop teasing me.
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Dorothy, I've never told
this to anyone before.
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The day I left the
hospital with you,
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I had a gnawing feeling
in the pit of my stomach.
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Because you suspected
I wasn't your daughter?
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No, because I was
in labor for 38 hours.
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And the doctor bought his obstetric
tools from a restaurant supply store.
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Now, stop talking
crazy and go to bed.
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Good night.
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(coughs)
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Dorothy, you got
a cough drop? No.
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A hard candy? No.
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A Tic Tac? Does it say Kmart
on the back of my nightgown?
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As a matter of fact, it
does, you cheapskate.
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You know, Ma, I remember
when I was a little girl...
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Oh, God.
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I used to have these terrible
nightmares - monsters in the closet -
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and you'd always let
me sleep in your room.
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You remember, Ma?
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And I remember how you and
Pop would get me to stop crying.
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You'd put your arms around
me and kiss me and say:
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"As long as you're in my arms,
everything's gonna be OK."
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Ma, that's what I need now.
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A parent to hug me and tell
me everything's gonna be OK.
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Don't worry, baby.
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Everything is gonna
be molto bene.
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What the hell is going on here?
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I heard your voice
in the hallway.
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I wanted to see why my
bambina was up so late.
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Don't call me your bambina.
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Dominic, you wake the bambina!
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Stop saying that!
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Don't raise your
voice at your mama.
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You're not too old for me
to take you across my knee.
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You lay a finger on me, your teeth
will be back in Sicily before you are.
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That's my girl!
You've got lots of spirit
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just like your beautiful mama.
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Thank you.
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This has gone far enough.
(both) What's gone far enough?
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I was talking to her. Look, from
now on she'll be Ma number one.
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You're Ma number two... I'm
slowly going out of my mind.
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All right. Enough.
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Tomorrow I'll go to the
hospital and have a blood test
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and settle this whole mess
once and for all. Capeesh?
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Now, go to bed.
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Oh, thank heaven this'll
all be settled tomorrow.
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Thanks, Ma.
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Oh, I love you, Ma.
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Ma. Ma?
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Are you talking to me?
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But Blanche... Don't
even speak to me.
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What you did was terrible.
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I've never been so
humiliated in my entire life.
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That's not true. What about the time
you got caught with the Orkin man?
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Don't comfort me, Rose.
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All right, girls. What happened?
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Blanche and I went dancing.
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She was sure she
could out-dirty-dance me,
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even though I am better in
class, so we went to a club.
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Well, I got up first,
and I was pretty good
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and then Blanche got up.
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And she was bad?
Well, I couldn't tell.
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I was blinded by the
reflection off some gold chains
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on a guy named Mick.
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But I think the
laughter spoke for itself.
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That's enough, Rose.
Dorothy, what are you doing up?
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Oh, I couldn't sleep.
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I just keep thinking about Ma
and whose mother she really is.
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You're worried she
might be Gina's?
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No, I'm worried she
might be Phil Rizzuto's.
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I've noticed the
phrase "holy cow"
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creeping into her
conversation a lot.
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Oh, Dorothy, you have
nothing to worry about.
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Blanche, of course I do.
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I am confronting the possibility
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that the woman I have lived with
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and known and
loved for my entire life
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may not even be my mother.
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Honey, that's exactly the point.
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What's the difference if she
did or didn't give birth to you?
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You two really know each other
and you really love each other -
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a lot more than most mommas
and their children ever do.
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Nothing that has happened
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or will happen can
ever change that.
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(laughter)
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(speaks Italian)
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Of course, I could be wrong.
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Excuse me. Would you like a
cup of coffee? Oh, no, thank you.
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The vending machine
gave me two by mistake.
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Hospitals. Nothing ever
works the way it's supposed to.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Just because a
hospital vending machine
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screws up a lousy cup of coffee
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doesn't mean the hospital
did anything wrong.
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Oh, sure,
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a mistake like getting two babies
mixed up makes the headlines.
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But the point is -
statistics back me up -
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hospitals are remarkably
efficient institutions.
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I mean, seriously.
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How often does a
hospital mix up two babies?
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Have you ever heard of
such a thing? Well, have you?
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Are you here for the
methadone program?
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I'm sorry. I'm here for
my mother. Surgery?
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No. Blood test. Oh.
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You? I have someone
going into surgery.
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I can understand why
you'd be a little nervous.
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No matter how many times you
have to go through something like this,
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I guess you're never
really prepared for it.
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Look at me. My
hands are shaking.
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I'm sweating. My
head is spinning.
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I wish I could be
only a little nervous.
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(PA) Dr. Watkins to
OR. Dr. Watkins to OR.
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Well, that's me. I have to run.
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Ma, what took you so long?
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All they did was
draw a little blood.
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At my age, that's like
wildcat-drilling for oil.
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Ma, when are you gonna get
the results of the blood test?
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I'm a nervous wreck.
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It'll only take a few
minutes. Relax, would ya?
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Oh, Ma, how can I relax?
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Any minute now somebody can walk in here
and tell me you're not really my mother.
247
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Let me remind you of something
that may set your mind at ease.
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Are you going to tell a story?
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No, I'm gonna sing
a Negro spiritual.
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Shut up and listen.
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Do you remember the
first day you went to school?
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No. I do.
253
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You looked so adorable in that pink and
white polka-dot dress. I loved that dress.
254
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Even after you outgrew it,
255
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it was tucked away in an
upstairs closet for years.
256
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You put it away for
sentimental reasons?
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No, your brother
Phil hid it there.
258
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He used to like to wear it
when he visited the firehouse.
259
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,665
Anyway, we got to the school
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and I walked you
to your classroom,
261
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and as I turned to
go you started to cry,
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"Mommy! Mommy! I want Mommy."
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But the teacher told
me to go, so I did,
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and I left you there
screaming, crying,
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with the tears pouring
down your face.
266
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I guess all kids go through
that the first day of school.
267
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No, you were the only one.
268
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It took a good half-hour
to calm you down,
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but that didn't last long.
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Oh. What happened?
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Every time the
teacher turned her back,
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little Debbie did
something she shouldn't.
273
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:31,533
Of course, her mother was the same
way every time her father turned his back.
274
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The woman was a real tramp.
275
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Yeah. But, uh, you digress.
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Right.
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00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,209
So, there's Debbie
putting gum in your hair,
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hiding your lunch, stealing your
toys when no one was looking.
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When I come to pick you up, I figure you'll
say you never wanna go to school again.
280
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But what do you
tell me? You love it.
281
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You made a new
friend named Debbie.
282
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Ma, what the hell
does this have to do...?
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00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,228
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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How did you know what happened?
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If the teacher didn't
see Debbie... I saw.
286
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I stood at the window and
watched you for four hours,
287
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in case you needed me.
288
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You didn't? No big deal.
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Any real mother would
do that for her kid.
290
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,965
Mrs. Petrillo? I have
the result of your test.
291
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Thanks.
292
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,254
Let's roll.
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I'm really looking forward
to dance class today.
294
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,879
I can see that. You're wearing
your heat-seeking stretch pants.
295
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,163
Blanche, you're not
dressed for class.
296
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,630
That's because I'm not going.
297
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,032
Why not? Why not?
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I will tell you why not.
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00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,470
Because I cannot flounce
around a dance floor
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like some cheap
trashy slut in heat.
301
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Lord knows, I've tried.
302
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,854
Blanche, look... Rose,
please. I do not need a lecture.
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I am a klutz. I can accept that.
304
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,924
I guess it's no big thing.
305
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,815
You're just awkward
when it comes to your body.
306
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,668
Say what?
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You have no coordination.
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00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:51,474
Obviously the stories about
all your romantic escapades
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00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,410
have been greatly exaggerated.
310
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,479
Just what is that
supposed to mean?
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Blanche, if you can't
do a simple dance,
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00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,282
how do you expect
me to believe that story
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00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,940
about you and the
Flying Fanelli Brothers?
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That was all true.
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00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:14,018
To this day I get flushed
every time I pass a junglegym.
316
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,834
Oh, come on, Blanche.
That story is no truer
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00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,760
than the one you told about
you and Buzz in the lunar module.
318
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,710
Oh, that does it.
319
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:33,983
Rose, I would never lie
about the US Space Program.
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Awkward when it comes to
my body, huh? No coordination?
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00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,322
You wanna see a body
defy the laws of nature,
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00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,346
physics and Dade County?
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You just hit that music,
girl, and follow my lead.
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(♪ Latin music)
Look into my eyes.
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Rose.
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Hi, girls.
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This is not what it looks like.
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What they do is their
business, but if I ever
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00:20:39,794 --> 00:20:42,718
see your hand on
Rose's behind it'll kill me.
330
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,720
Ciao, everybody.
We gotta catch a boat.
331
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,023
Oh, Ma, they're leaving.
332
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:52,061
We're taking our daughter
Gina back home to marry Guido.
333
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,062
Your daughter Gina?
Well, what about Dorothy?
334
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,532
Dorothy. What'd they
say about the blood test?
335
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,968
We didn't wait
around for the results.
336
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:02,704
I don't need a blood test
to tell me who my mother is.
337
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,441
A mother is someone
who raises you
338
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,843
and loves you and is
always there for you.
339
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,280
I don't need any more
proof than that. Me neither.
340
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,881
I raised her,
341
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,750
and I was the one who got
her through that awkward period.
342
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:19,743
The 50 toughest
years of my life.
343
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,696
That's the same way
we feel about our Gina.
344
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:32,034
It's not that it wouldn't be nice to
have you as a daughter, Dorotea,
345
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,902
but we love Gina.
346
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:38,707
And so does Guido. He wrote us
he could never love anyone but Gina.
347
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,644
He wants us to return
her to him right now.
348
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:47,116
Dorotea, I am so sorry
we put you through all this.
349
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,951
You would have made
a wonderful daughter.
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00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,387
But then, you already have -
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00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:56,724
for your mother, Sophia.
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00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,260
Arrivederci.
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00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,028
Ciao. Ciao.
354
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,930
(Blanche) Ciao.
355
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,199
Oh, what sweet people.
356
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:07,136
Oh, I hope everything
works OK for Gina.
357
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,939
Why shouldn't it? She's got a man
waiting for her back home who owns a goat.
358
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,563
In Sicily that
makes you a yuppie.
359
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:19,281
You know, Rose, all that dancing
has just done wonders for me.
360
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:21,350
I feel so energized.
I feel so alive.
361
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:25,888
I feel like working this
body up into a manic frenzy.
362
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,624
Well, great. We still
have time to get to class.
363
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,692
Who cares about class?
The circus is in town.
364
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:34,117
I say we go look up the
Flying Fanelli Brothers.
365
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:44,261
How about a cup of tea, Ma?
Hm? Good idea, pussycat.
366
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,244
Ma, you never thought I
wasn't your daughter, did you?
367
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,846
Of course not.
368
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,649
Because if you wanna
check the results...
369
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,440
Oh, don't talk crazy. Go on
and make the tea. I'll be right in.
370
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,858
What have you
got there? Nothing.
371
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,861
Ma, when you said you forgot your keys
and you went back into the waiting room,
372
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,930
you got the results
of the test, didn't you?
373
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:11,533
What if I did?
374
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,969
Let me see the lab results, Ma.
375
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,226
Mrs. Petrillo to you.
376
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,343
Then I'm not your daughter.
377
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:24,902
Got you, Dorothy! It
was just a shopping list.
378
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:32,187
You have absolutely
no sense of humor.
379
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,389
Just like your uncle Vito.
380
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,026
At least, I think he
was your uncle Vito.
381
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,716
Kidding. Just kidding.